If you give a pig a pancake: Pink Moss Style

If you give a girl a girl some high heels, 

she’ll ask you for an outfit to go with it.

 When you give her the outfit,

she’ll need a new bra 

and she might just complain about the size you bought 

because it was either too big or too small,

so you’ll need to buy her a gym membership. 

 When you pony up and give her a gym membership, 

she will get so excited 

that she will need some exercise shoes.

When you find the perfect blue shoes 

she will need a friend

and a new blue phone to call her friend to coordinate driving.

She’ll probably need to start counting calories, 

so she’ll start picking healthy foods that make everyone annoyed at dinner time.  

She might do a dance because she is so excited, 

and even a few jumping jacks

but then she’ll need to celebrate after a week of exercise and eating healthy 

so you’ll need to take her to dinner 

in her new high heels

At dinner she will eat way too many yummy fattening fried foolish foods 

and become depressed that she lost control 

so she’ll need to eat more desert than ever 

because she feels like a failure.

Then she’ll need a scale to see what the weekend splurge has done to her.  

She will need lots of encouragement from you, 

even though you see her eat all that food 

so you will need to be a good liar 

and tell her she didn’t eat as much as she thinks she did. 

When you tell her what she needs to hear, 

she will know for sure that you are lying,

and call you a liar.

When she does this, 

she’ll need a big bear hug with no excuses attached.  

Then she’ll need and extra desert to make her feel better.

When Monday rolls around 

she will need to eat healthy again 

 so she’ll ask you for your support, and to make her feel better 

with a new pair of high heels.

And chances are,

if she asks you for the high heels 

you will need to buy her a new outfit.

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