This was part of an email I was sent a while back… a few really cracked me up and had to share them before I run out the door today. I am finally going to the doctor after 4 months of being sick and not breathing really well, and other T.M.I. I may just be run down, but I wanted to check after being so tired and having leg pains…blah blah…
I usually ignore things like this, but after this long I am making myself listen to my body. Problem is, I am pretty sure they will say, “It is a virus, go home and get more sleep.” And I get to pay a 25$ copay to hear the same thing I have heard for 15 years of taking my kids to the doctor.
We will see! Until then, laugh at this with me!
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…
Sincerely,
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can’t touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain…..no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish people invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Dear White People,
Don’t you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up…
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper
