I was laying in bed with Little Jon last night and informed him
that I was purchasing a star. That’s right…. a STAR. I explained how it was sentimental
and beautiful to buy a star for someone and put their name on a certificate. I explained how it even It comes with star charts and everything so your significant other can look into the sky and feel loved.I told of my plans to buy one for my kids, and my friend that is having a birthday …and even
him if he liked the idea as much as I did.
The romantic part of me screamed…
I was so proud of my find and the deep thought that had gone into my decision.
{and then it happened}
Laughter
The gut busting
roaring
hard to breath
side splitting
kind that you can’t help join in on.
Yes, he was laughing…at me not with me, at my idea, and at the idiotic
people that fall into that trap every day.
“WHAT A BUSINESS PLAN!!” he heaved
“NO OVERHEAD, except for the star of course”
“No service, no stress, no upkeep, just a photocopy of the star charts.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“They probably only print out 10 charts and recycle them.”
hahahahahahahahahah……..etcetcetcetcetcetcetcetc..etc.etc.etc.etc
and I was laughing too.
I guess it was the relief he needed from a VERY stress filled day. A trip to the
accountant and learning we owed more in taxes than our first house was worth, balancing budgets for several spread sheets and invoices, an end of year Christmas party we are throwing Saturday that is
vital for our company, yet a stress in this economy….
yes, I was his happiness
if only for a minute.
So I let it go.
My dream of having a star named “shmonae”
my red cut out heart valentine that was given with chocolate
My roses that bloomed all year round.
My love letter that sung to me every night.
and I laughed with him.
He was right after all. After doing more searching I realized there were about 15
companies that had their own records of who had purchased each star and they don’t even share who “Owns” them. It isn’t illegal…but how is it legal?
And then he piped in again…much to my chagrin
“Hey Honey, how about I buy you a cloud! They are soft!”
“Christmas is coming…you like fog…that could be nice.”
“I have an idea, maybe a galaxy would be romantic…”
“I will take a poop in a box and name it after you if you want…”
I laughed some more as I hit his chest.
Good thing he loves me for me…
He says that’s WHY he loves me
{what, when I’m a hopeless romantic blond that doesn’t stop saying things to make you laugh?”
kind of
oh well, I still love him and his business brain that continued to run numbers on the
company that has been open since 1978 and sold star after star after star. He has done
well for himself, and now I have Little Jon thinking he was in the wrong business.
Then he finally announced,
“Well if this guy can sell stars, I sure has heck can sell diamonds!”
and I did it again.
I buoyed him up for another day of work. Some people don’t think I don’t have anything to do with the businesses but they are wrong. I pick Little Jon back up after a long day. I council him, I listen to him, I brainstorm with him and I support him. I encourage him even after a day of people telling him no or a day that nothing works and he is beating his head against the wall. This is, you see, my job. The wife of an entrepreneur…the support, even if it’s to be laughed at.
We spent the rest of the night hugging and laughing and I sent him out the door today with my famous line once again {the same as every morning after our prayer}
Go get ’em Tiger!
Okay so my mom and dad gave out fake I bought you a star certificates for Christmas! I thought for sure it would give their neighbors a great laugh! So any who, Rumors started cirulating "Can you believe the Winegars Bought stars for all the neighbors!" One family was so excited that they told my parents they were going to buy a telescope so they could enjoy their new star. My hilarious mother replied "Oh you don't need a telescope I can show you your star!" She then pointed at some random star in the sky. opps!!! My mom thought since this whole thing had turned out so funny, she would send all the neighbors a note telling everyone that they now owed taxes on their stars and to please send money to the following address… Do you know where I'm going with this!!! So with this said many of the neighbors came to find out about their fake christmas stars. So sad, until a few days later my parents recieved a check in the mail making payment on the fake owed taxs!!! OPPPPPS again.
So you story made me remember our own little family Christmas Star Story.
Funny Story 🙂 Following you back from Blog Hop.
Way to go! Way to support your man and lift him up! Love the fact that you can laugh and encourage one another!
And we are the happy owners of 3 stars, named after 3 of our children…
whoever began the star selling phenomenon was pretty genius!
I love how you support your husband. Hubs and I are very much like that. The time we take to laugh together sure makes tough days a lot better and tomorrows a lot brighter.
Holly!!! Oh my "stars" 😉 that is a fantastic story!!! haha that is something I would do…haha.
AND it's great to hear others have bought stars 🙂 I am not the only sucker romantic out there!
xoxo my readers!
when i was 16, my very first boyfriend bought me a star. i still have the certificate. i thought it was the most romantic thing ever…he knew i loved to look at the stars and constellations…
i still think it's mine, no matter what logic says 🙂