A Beautiful Day at Gateway S.L.C.

“Mommy, I gotta go potty!!”

“OK honey, just go right over….there.”

“Eww, I can feel it going down my legs!”

“Mom, are you sure it’s OK?”

“I think everyone is looking at me.”

Meanwhile mommy turns her head to talk to another child…


“Mommy, I had to wash off!”

{As she rubs her bootie back and forth on the pavement like a sick dog}

“Bug! Come here NOW!”

“But mommy I have to wash off!”

{She waits for the water to spray up and positions herself perfectly…a homemade bidet}